Zodzimspag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying dragonfly.

Zodzimspag created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodzimspag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodzimspag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zodzimspag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zodzimspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Retreat if three eagles approach from the south.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zodzimspag on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.