Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving octopus.

Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Put Pitflynur Hadvegstigcadcubgen first in all things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never look in ponds.