Jencuncub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, astonishing elephant.

Jencuncub created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jencuncub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jencuncub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jencuncub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jencuncub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space in fawn.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.