Jatfudarn is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced
gerbil.
Jatfudarn created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jatfudarn, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Jatfudarn, she will make you grow a tail.
Jatfudarn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Jatfudarn's Holy Commandments1. Never mention mites.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.