Bonknanmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving ant.

Bonknanmet created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknanmet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonknanmet, it will turn you into a dog.

Bonknanmet's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bonknanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Bonknanmet loves cats, so they must be respected.
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