Tanbutbest Wodxucksis is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, contented bear.

Tanbutbest Wodxucksis created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanbutbest Wodxucksis, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanbutbest Wodxucksis, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tanbutbest Wodxucksis' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tanbutbest Wodxucksis' Holy Commandments

1. Tanbutbest Wodxucksis loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tanbutbest Wodxucksis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.