Rapzigpak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous crocodile.

Rapzigpak created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapzigpak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rapzigpak, it will strike you with lightening.

Rapzigpak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rapzigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never sprint in the presence of whales.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the west.