Bonnegfonlit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient shrew.

Bonnegfonlit created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonnegfonlit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonnegfonlit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bonnegfonlit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bonnegfonlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from white birds, for they are unholy.