Pakvidgar is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered frog.

Pakvidgar created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakvidgar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pakvidgar, he will think nothing of it.

Pakvidgar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pakvidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not kill nematodes.