Larncutnat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring cow.

Larncutnat created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larncutnat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larncutnat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Larncutnat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Larncutnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space in brown.

5. Larncutnat must be the most important thing in your life.