Donlidrilbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable snail.

Donlidrilbin created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donlidrilbin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donlidrilbin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Donlidrilbin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Donlidrilbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near rats.

2. Put Donlidrilbin first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Donlidrilbin nine times a day.