Konzagnak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy fox.

Konzagnak created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konzagnak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Konzagnak, she will throw large rocks at you.

Konzagnak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Konzagnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing purple stockings.

4. You must love Konzagnak.

5. Never eat apples.