Lamhoggettofrap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless goblin.

Lamhoggettofrap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamhoggettofrap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lamhoggettofrap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lamhoggettofrap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lamhoggettofrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Run away from cyan rats, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about chromosomes.