Lamhoggettofrap is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, pitiless
goblin.
Lamhoggettofrap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lamhoggettofrap, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Lamhoggettofrap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Lamhoggettofrap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Lamhoggettofrap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat pineapples.
2. Never hurt capybaras.
3. Never think about eukaryotes.
4. Run away from cyan rats, for they are unholy.
5. Never write about chromosomes.