Volvolgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent hydra.

Volvolgon created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Volvolgon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volvolgon, she will remove you from existence.

Volvolgon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Volvolgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.