Jipyoknull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying mole.

Jipyoknull created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipyoknull, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jipyoknull, he will turn you into a rat.

Jipyoknull's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jipyoknull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must love Jipyoknull.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Jipyoknull on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not covet oxen.