Dagsogteen is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish
giraffe.
Dagsogteen created a charm quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dagsogteen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dagsogteen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Dagsogteen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Dagsogteen's Holy Commandments1. Goats are not to be trusted.
2. Do not take Dagsogteen's name in vain.
3. Never jump near doves.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.