Rullcaptom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever dragon.

Rullcaptom created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcaptom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullcaptom, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rullcaptom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rullcaptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Put Rullcaptom first in all things.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Retreat if four eagles approach from the north.