Yakrilbem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless fish.

Yakrilbem created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakrilbem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakrilbem, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yakrilbem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yakrilbem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never think about moons.