Gepflap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic pigeon.

Gepflap created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Gepflap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepflap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepflap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gepflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing trousers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.