Vindunlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart butterfly.

Vindunlarp created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vindunlarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vindunlarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vindunlarp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vindunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near voles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never think about gravity.