Tondobmin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, grumpy gnu.

Tondobmin created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tondobmin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tondobmin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tondobmin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tondobmin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tondobmin in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must love Tondobmin.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tondobmin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.