Raglenlinbem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy salamander.

Raglenlinbem created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Raglenlinbem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raglenlinbem, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Raglenlinbem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Raglenlinbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Never paint your legs brown.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.