Hanfunxin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental fish.

Hanfunxin created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Hanfunxin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hanfunxin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hanfunxin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hanfunxin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanfunxin.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.