Quamgetceb is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil coyote.

Quamgetceb created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quamgetceb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quamgetceb, she will send you a sign.

Quamgetceb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quamgetceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Quamgetceb must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to music.