Xemponsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish newt.

Xemponsad created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemponsad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemponsad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Xemponsad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xemponsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Xemponsad loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sheep.