Ceprullad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating capybara.

Ceprullad created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceprullad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ceprullad, it will turn you into a duck.

Ceprullad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ceprullad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never leap near moths.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.