Ceprullad is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating
capybara.
Ceprullad created the universe four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ceprullad, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Ceprullad, it will turn you into a duck.
Ceprullad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Ceprullad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never leap near moths.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.