Gebtankenwat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless wombat.

Gebtankenwat created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebtankenwat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebtankenwat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gebtankenwat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gebtankenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gebtankenwat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if nine swans approach from the west.

5. Draw a representation of comets on the walls of your dwelling space.