Budingwap Fudken Habsinraphun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous bat.

Budingwap Fudken Habsinraphun created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Budingwap Fudken Habsinraphun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Budingwap Fudken Habsinraphun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Budingwap Fudken Habsinraphun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Budingwap Fudken Habsinraphun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.