Yarthitmab is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak
guinea pig.
Yarthitmab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarthitmab, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yarthitmab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Yarthitmab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Yarthitmab's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never mention mites.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.