Yarthitmab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak guinea pig.

Yarthitmab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarthitmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarthitmab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yarthitmab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yarthitmab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.