Jingofkomfobbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful naga.

Jingofkomfobbeg created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jingofkomfobbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jingofkomfobbeg, it will turn you into a duck.

Jingofkomfobbeg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jingofkomfobbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jingofkomfobbeg.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing black ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your face.