Sidgadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented salamander.

Sidgadlop created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgadlop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidgadlop, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sidgadlop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sidgadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.