Midtimkin is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, capable
parrot.
Midtimkin created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midtimkin, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Midtimkin, she will cry a lot.
Midtimkin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Midtimkin's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the east.
2. Never feed turnips to rats while wearing gray kilts.
3. Do not eat lemons.
4. Always look after injured pigs.
5. Do not drink alcohol.