Rotzig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Rotzig created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotzig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotzig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rotzig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rotzig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away if seven dogs approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.