Bemhentanpod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent slug.

Bemhentanpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemhentanpod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemhentanpod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bemhentanpod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bemhentanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Bemhentanpod on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Hide from red nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.