Omtcubpad is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, unselfish
crab.
Omtcubpad created light eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtcubpad, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Omtcubpad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Omtcubpad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Omtcubpad's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. You must never eat limes.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Worship no other gods but Omtcubpad.
5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.