Arp Lingetbog Butjamdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate clam.

Arp Lingetbog Butjamdoss created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arp Lingetbog Butjamdoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arp Lingetbog Butjamdoss, he will cry a lot.

Arp Lingetbog Butjamdoss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Arp Lingetbog Butjamdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Never pour water over plants.