Omthintaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient raccoon.

Omthintaf created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthintaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omthintaf, he will turn you into a duck.

Omthintaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Omthintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Omthintaf must be the most important thing in your life.