Bumspagster is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered finch.

Bumspagster created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumspagster, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumspagster, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bumspagster's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bumspagster's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.