Dibfedbab is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, capable
camel.
Dibfedbab created the cosmos six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibfedbab, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Dibfedbab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dibfedbab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Dibfedbab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Pray towards the south.