Dibfedbab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable camel.

Dibfedbab created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfedbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dibfedbab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dibfedbab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dibfedbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the south.