Pagpangtetti is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane fox.

Pagpangtetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagpangtetti, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagpangtetti, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pagpangtetti's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pagpangtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Pagpangtetti in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.