Gigtettikim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent fox.

Gigtettikim created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigtettikim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gigtettikim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gigtettikim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gigtettikim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigtettikim.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.