Nadbamweenell is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical lion.

Nadbamweenell created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbamweenell, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nadbamweenell, it will manifest in front of you.

Nadbamweenell's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nadbamweenell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.