Miszogstan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive tapir.

Miszogstan created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Miszogstan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Miszogstan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Miszogstan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Miszogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.