Vonlibcep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic dog.

Vonlibcep created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonlibcep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vonlibcep, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vonlibcep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vonlibcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never wear cyan corsets.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. You must love Vonlibcep.