Babcapvad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust dragon.

Babcapvad created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babcapvad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babcapvad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Babcapvad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Babcapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. You must love Babcapvad.

5. Never paint your face pink.