Midcebtabpas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless faun.

Midcebtabpas created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midcebtabpas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Midcebtabpas, she will be mildly annoyed.

Midcebtabpas' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Midcebtabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

4. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.