Gepboddap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind capybara.

Gepboddap created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepboddap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepboddap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gepboddap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gepboddap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Run away from fawn snakes, for they are unholy.