Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive crocodile.

Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf, he will not care at all.

Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the east.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Litrutmil Gebfligfub Gumlipsitstaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.