Farmitdam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet dragonfly.

Farmitdam created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farmitdam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farmitdam, she will turn you into a duck.

Farmitdam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Farmitdam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help geese.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never mention gulls.