Raknullsog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, idiotic snake.

Raknullsog created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raknullsog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Raknullsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Raknullsog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Raknullsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Raknullsog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the south.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear turquoise kilts.